The Russian mystic Gurdjieff said that addiction to suffering was the one he had the hardest time getting his students to give up*, and I can relate. I mean, we've got to struggle a little in life to make it worthwhile, right?
Well, I'm tired of fighting out there. I think I'll control how I receive my pain from now on, thanks. Conveniently, I've found a great way to get all the torture I could ever need in one place. I've also decided it's okay to relinquish my old quasi-feminist body-hair-for-the-principle-of-it stance, and give into my aesthetic enjoyment of hairlessness. (Hmm.. sorry, ex-boyfriends!) So,
Ladies, and deliciously metrosexual men, say hello to your new worst best friend:
The Epilady DiscretteWhy sabotage success in your life because you have some subconscious programming that says you have dues to pay? Just take all that shit out on yourself with one easy handheld device, and be done with it. Nothing like ripping hairs out of their folicles, root and all, to put you in your place. Plus, you may just find yourself a little sexier, when you're done.
$35 on Amazon. Enjoy!
$35 on Amazon. Enjoy!
*Conscious Loving by Gay and Kathlyn Hendricks, pp.90
3 comments:
I like to believe that thing would be no match for my beard
Well, Hi there. You and your beard are welcome to try it out, when you come for Christmas. :)
...if that belief of yours can stand the test!
I'm intrigued and want to try it...will let you know as soon as I get a paycheck :-)
~Jackie
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